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Sorry, college kids shouldn’t have dogs

Sorry, college kids shouldn’t have dogs

Monica Ryan, Managing Editor

January 30, 2019


Filed under Humor, Opinion

Walking to class every day, I see a lot of dogs on campus. This makes me extremely giddy because my most precious furry friend, Ozzie, passed away two years ago. I miss him very much, so I get excited every time I see a four legged fuzzy buddy. But as happy as this sighting makes me, these dogs are being wal...

Calling Carly: What happens to stars who have faded?

Calling Carly: What happens to stars who have faded?

Tara Tabibi, Contributor

January 30, 2019


Filed under Humor, Opinion

My friend Isaac, who attends the University of Illinois in Champaign, texted me last week saying he felt Carly Rae Jepsen deserves better and that we, as a society, failed her. When I asked him to elaborate upon his feelings he said, “I don’t know; I guess she has a lot of good bops on her new a...

The Billiken Buzz: Friday Fun

The Billiken Buzz: Friday Fun

SLU-TV Staff

May 4, 2018


Filed under Humor, Opinion, SLU-TV

For our last Billiken Buzz of the semester, we played... Bean Boozled! This game by Jelly Belly has 10 different colored jelly beans, and each color has two flavors, one good and one bad. We figured out pretty quick which was which. Enjoy!

Confronting the Dread of Valentine’s Day

Confronting the Dread of Valentine’s Day

Em Miller, News Editor

February 14, 2018


Filed under Humor, Opinion

As a holiday, Valentine’s Day can basically be summed up by those weird candy hearts: Disgusting, something that you have to spend money on, and ultimately disappointing. If you can’t tell, Valentine’s Day does not hold a special place in my heart. Instead, it and Columbus Day are at the very bo...

‘Tis the Season…for Hyped-up Music and Bad Acting

‘Tis the Season…for Hyped-up Music and Bad Acting

Grant Mayfield, Identity Editor

December 19, 2017


Filed under Featured News, Humor, Opinion

The best part of the Christmas season for me are all the cultural artifacts we Americans compulsively consume every year. Here are three favorites.

It’s October, Let’s Get Spooky

It’s October, Let’s Get Spooky

Grant Mayfield, Staff Writer

October 5, 2017


Filed under Humor, Opinion

Today is Oct. 5th, and I have yet to see a single pumpkin on campus. No goblins. No ghouls. And not a witch to be found. I am aware that temperatures in the mid-80s might not fully constitute ‘sweater weather,’ but the utter lack of pumpkin-spiciness to date is frankly disturbing. We don’t yet know...

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